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Cronyvirus

When the government gives large sums of stimulus money to Trump’s fellow businessmen during a pandemic
The cronyvirus spread as Trump and his corrupt GOP friends in Congress provided money to huge corporations.
by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 8, 2020
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Cronyvirus

Cronyvirus - is an affliction that renders its victims unable to speak or exercise moral judgment when it comes to addressing any controversial issue concerning the leadership, executive orders, statements or Tweets of President Donald Trump. It affects most Republican members of the House and the Senate If left untreated, Coronyvirus leaves victims in a zombie-like state in which they become silently complicit in supporting a party platform and the 45th President of the US despite overwhelming evidence of fraud, nepotism, sexual assault, abuse of power, hypocrisy, tax evasion and lying to the America public.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.
Despite the Mueller report; disparaging books written by former Trump staff and family members; and stories about tax evasion and sexual assault President Trump has the support of the Republican party due to the rampant Cronyvirus epidemic among the GOP Senators and Representatives.
by The Quipster October 1, 2020
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BC - Before Coronavirus

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"
by PhraseTheLord April 2, 2020
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coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020
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coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)
men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing
by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020
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Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
by lolggs March 21, 2020
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Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
by gracie1030 March 14, 2020
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