Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

Comcast and chill

Like Netflix and chill, except the sex is non-consentual.

That skeevy dude was trying to get her to go back to his place for Comcast and chill.

by ReadHerring May 12, 2016

coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

Coming different

To look better than you usually do

Ooh my sis is coming different😍

by Starlight221 November 25, 2018

Comin' dine

To come down on or go to a certain person, place, or thing. But also flexing on, pulling up on, selling drugs to, or destroying others in the most pimpish of ways. It could also mean the act of having fun.

"Hey, you comin' dine and poppin trunk on these hoes wim'me or nah? "
"Yeah mane, it's goin dine!"

"Woah, these dementia pills are somethin else mane! We really out here comin dine on these hoes!"
"We really stay breakin boys off in this tine, cause we out here COM'N DIIIIINEEE on these hoes!"
"I'm gonna be comin dine with this skunky funky good green shit, just a few minutes mane."
"You coming to the party?" "Yea mane, we comin diine on this party mane!"

"Then I runbbed her clit under her skirt in public like a pimp really comin dine on ya!"

by Dementia Enthusiast March 1, 2020

coming out

when somebody of not straight sexual orientation reveals it to a person close to then

lesbian coming out

lesbian girl:hey dad? i'm lesbian
dad:what does that mean, lisa?
lisa:i like girls, dad
dad:holy shit, me too

by Duriaes January 25, 2023