Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.

Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023

Creamed Down

When you like your creamer with a side of coffee.

Like when something is watered down, but with cream.

Bro like his shit creamed down for real.

by Sideofcoffee October 27, 2023

Creamcrew

The best youtubers on the platform papa meat and flashgits

Yo did you watch the latest episode of creamcrew

by Yeye63 November 22, 2023

Creamed

To beat someone real bad in a sport or game.

We played a few rounds of Kemps against another couple, our team creamed them.

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024

Creager

A boner pill. Named after Dick Creager MD, one of the most prolific prescribers of erectile dysfunction drugs via online subscription services, who has quite a serendipitous first name as well.

I couldn't get it up after a whole 12 pack of PBRs and I had to pop two Creagers before I banged her

by UrbanGenius99 January 30, 2024

Creager

An eponymous moniker for erectile dysfunction pills, lent by a prolific and infamous prescriber.

Got so drunk that I had to pop two Creagers last night to get it up mate, still gave her the pounding of her life. Thanks Dr. Creager!

by UrbanGenius99 February 8, 2024