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don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
by paddymac August 25, 2009
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The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny
1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.
by _aerix December 21, 2004
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Calin

A filipino and black male with a huge penis. He's probably the best on the basketball team. He also has good hair, and lots of tattoo's.
DAMNNN Daddy I want some Calin.
by Tht Niqqah December 4, 2011
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carlingus

1. the corollary to road head road-head
2. The act of performing cunnilingus while the recipient is operating a motor vehicle.
I was in the midst of performing carlingus when my girlfriend drove the car straight into a pole.
by #1CollegiateVehicleDynamacist October 12, 2012
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Carlinize

Carlinized is quite similar to bastardized, except with more arrogance and randomness. To carlinize is to fictitiously create the optimization of numbers or metrics without any basis in reality or factual events.
An example of a Carlinized request: "Likely abnormal uniques volatility outside the range of historical divisions for that market?"

How in the world did you come up with those numbers? You must have Carlinized them!
by WebAnalyst March 18, 2013
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calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone
female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u
by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011
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Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?
"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."
by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013
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