cardio queen

A morbidly obease person attempting to do cardio

Nothing like being a fitspo cardio queen

by Samwisegamgeexoxo September 28, 2013

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

cardinaled

verb. To be on the brink of victory, having overcoming overwhelming odds, then have someone come along and take it from you.

The Cardinals came so close in Superbowl XLIII, but cardinaled it in the final minutes.

by LV_Spiff February 2, 2009

Cardiolix

1) to purposefully exercise the cardiovascular system of the human body

Bye honey! I'm going to go do some cardiolix at the gym.

by Velli1981 June 2, 2010

Cardiman

A man's sweater. Similar to a cardigan but not referred to a cardigan since cardigan sounds weird when it is worn by a man.

OMG! That brown guy looked so hot with his blue and white cardiman

by youknowwhoooo09 January 23, 2011

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013

Cardinal Heights UMS

A really depressing school in Sun Prairie, WI with an even more depressing reputation. Way too many kids are high. Like it’s not funny.

Person 1: omg my school sux
Person 2: Well have you been to Cardinal Heights UMS???
Person 3 *obv stoned*: Bruh that bathroom is soooo smoky I couldn’t even find my Juul
Person 1: No thanks sir *runs faster than Naruto*

by Okno October 29, 2019