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car alarm 

a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min
so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook
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car wash 

When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else
Richard is in the shower giving everybody a car wash.
car wash by jnmains June 29, 2008

car wash 

slang for a girl's pussy thats very wet and at times spacious
I was over at Tiffany's place last night and had a got the full treatment in her car wash.
car wash by jimmy July 28, 2004

Car Bitch 

The name of the person riding in the front passenger seat.

This person is responsible for all duties a driver may have, such as: adjusting heat/air conditioning, windows, changing music, controlling other passengers in the back seat, text messaging/making phone calls, or basically any other task the driver needs to be completed while they are driving.
Ex. 1
"If you can't handle the duties of a car bitch, get in the back seat and someone else will do it."

Ex. 2
"As soon as you get in that seat you're her car bitch immediately. Don't mess up or you'll be demoted to the back seat."

Car-morial 

The advertising of a dead loved one or friend on the rear window of your vehicle- a memorial on your car.
Jane had a Car-morial of her dead husband on her SUV.
Car-morial by G. Robertson January 6, 2008

car cute 

When an individual looks good from a distance, ie. when driving by in a car.
He drove past us so fast it was hard to tell if he was hot or just car cute.

With tinted windows, most of the population could be considered car cute.
car cute by chisaii January 21, 2009