Cackass

An adjective often used to express disdain for the qualities of something or someone. Also see raggedy.

"I was destroyed at the paintball field because my cackass rental gun kept jamming."

by JustinBer January 18, 2008

cacophosphere

(n.) A derisive collective term, based on "cacophony," for the incredible inundation of "noise" emitted collectively by the blogosphere, punditocracy, commentariot, webcasts, on-air blabathons, viral emails, translucent exploding pop-up ads, Gossip Industrial Complex, spin rooms, Web 3.0 v16.4, spam hell, polls-of-polls, "No Bias, No Bull" Straight Talk, and-and-and-and-and ...

Appropriately hard to pronounce. (cah-CAH-foe-sphere).

Syn.: bullshit.

I could cancel my subscriptions and go off the grid to escape the cacophosphere, or maybe just slit my wrists.

by Marty Be March 18, 2009

cackle nackle

a college roommate who is lacking knowledge of everyday life

Wake up and go to class you cackle nackle.

by Dale Bigsley December 11, 2009

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.

I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cacklehead

Someone who has an inability to stop talking who is also an idiot.

Why don't you like that woman? Because she is a cacklehead.

by notdahamstereep September 4, 2012

Cackleslut

That chick at the bar who giggles inanely at anything remotely funny the hot guy says 'cause she so wants to bed him!

"Hey Dave...check out Tim...looks like he's scored a cackleslut"

by Grim60 May 6, 2012