Body language cues

Body language that means something specific.

Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"

Iam "Yeah, sure."

Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"

Iam "Oh.."

Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"

Iam "...I don't want to say..."

Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."

Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."

Hym "But am I wrong?"

Iam "......"

Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

Body Weather

Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!

Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!

by BODYWEATHER5000 January 18, 2012

body ride

A body ride is when a person is clutched skin to skin to another person while doing the nasty.

"Man, I'd like to go on a body ride with her."

"I'd like to coincide with you on a body ride."

by Red Trumpeteer January 20, 2014

body drama

The meaning of when two or more people partake in any type of sexual experiences

Body drama is Oral. 69-type sex. 3somes. Anal. Sex.

by It.happens_16 January 21, 2015

body typist

When you judge someone on how fat or skinny they are

Kyle: OMG Dannie is sooo fat.

Carl: OMG YOU'RE SUCH A BODY TYPIST

by Seejayplay April 12, 2016

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016

Body games

To have sex with some one.

Example 1:
"Hi, baby. I'll be alone at home today. Come over here. Let's do some body games."

Example 2:
- Hey, man. Did you see the message I sent to you this morning?
- Oh, sorry. No, I was body gaming with my girl.

by JackTaw January 9, 2017