Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022

Thermostat Battle

The intense, although very sneaky, altercation where two or more inhabitants of the same living space continually adjust the thermostat to their respective preferred temperatures, without the knowledge of the other person(s).

I set my thermostat to 65 degrees last night, and now it's at 80! My roommate must be declaring a thermostat battle!

by Iamsogood April 24, 2014

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle Bus

(Fortnite) The battle bus is a bus that flys over a map and holds up to a 100 virgins. That actually a world record

Hey man, lets hop outta the Battle bus now, so that we can land in fatal fields.

by Brazzr September 4, 2018

Lightsaber Battle

When two guys put on glow in the dark condoms and hit smack their dicks against each other's dicks until one is sliced off, ultimately resulting in wining the heart of a lady

I won a lightsaber battle with joe last night and now Taylor Swift is my girlfriend

by anonymous October 31, 2020

no u battle

It's a kind of battle, where someone starts of by Person 1 calling Person 2 a word like amazing or cute

Then Person 2 replies "No u!", and Person 1 will reply back with "No u!"

It continues like that until one of them gtg or a 3rd person joins and says "Both of you"

Person 1: "You are a cutie"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 2: "No u!"
Person 1: "No u!"
Person 3: "Both of you"
*end of no u battle*

by CookiLover311 August 24, 2020

Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much

you have to stop being a battle catster

by flerpw7 May 20, 2022