Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018

fire alarm

A red box that makes you have a seizure and go deaf in an office

OH $#@! THERE IS A FIRE ALARM

by UDfan1234567890 December 11, 2018

pornstar alarmclock

Screaming while ejaculating on to the face of your sleeping partner

Joey gave her the pornstar alarmclock. All over Suzie's face.

by Roberto Mokobaun December 29, 2018

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

Beak alarm

Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.

*Alarm sounds*

PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."

Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."

by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020