Angst

Rage, rage, my ovaries have exploded. Rage, I like to eat babies. Rage against the machine, my mother slammed me as a baby and now I want her dead. Kitchen. Kitchen full of knives. Shall I eat them, too, or will that give me heartburn? Death. Death...death and manatees. I choose the former, for the latter are slimy to the touch. Rage against the fish, the fish, the blasted salmon that swim upstream. Why can't I do it too?!... Death. Death and monkeys...The first is as fun as a barrel of the second.

Poets have angst. Quite often too much.

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

Angsty-Bopper

A term along the lines of 'gawthik' used to describe poseur emo's. The kind of people who shop at Hot Topic, consider My Chemical Romance to be the height of hardcore emo rock, and consume more hair gel than a small eastern european nation.

angsty-bopper: "wow man, this MCR album is, like, so deep"
actual Emo: "Hey kid, you heard of Coheed and Cambria"
angsty-bopper: "Is that in Maryland?"

by Borknagar December 24, 2004

anguel

(ang-gal)A hairy man who resembles the characteristics of a yeti

person #1: look its a plane
person #2: its yeti
person #1: NO ITS ANGUEL!!!

by erhairy oyster de la torro August 5, 2006

the agustin

An increadibly huge light skinned Mexican cock

I got that Agustin.

Ex.) Ima bout to give that bitch the Agustin.

by Jaquandre July 13, 2014

Agus

A man known as a young sneaker head. Likes to rip bongs while Asian squatting. Known as a hero to most.

“Im going to squat to smoke this billy”. “Man don’t be such an agus!”

by Flubba June 5, 2018

angsty-wangsty

A state of angst in which you could not possibly become any angstier; people who are angsty wangsty usually flaunt it, and are observed to make overly-dramatic sighs, and have an overly fake dislike for life. They surround themselves with other angsty-wangsty people in order to bring attention to their fabricated angst-filled life.

That guy over their is just oozing angst. He is so angsty-wangsty.

Sasuke Uchiha

by dama lama chan February 21, 2011

anguel

The volleyball incarnation of the Yeti. Believed to have originated in Eastern Europe.

Outside Hitter: "Hey Anguel! Your mom called, she said you're easy!"
Anguel: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRG!"

by Whiteman's Disease August 9, 2006