abso-effing-lutely

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'

He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.

by KristinNicole January 13, 2008

absofuckinlutely

currently the only word in existence that ensures the human saying it is going to achieve or attempt something, it also shows a worry or anxiety on what they are about to embark on

hey darek wanna go fight 20 guys we dont know? what just us 2 ? well yea...im drunk enough common. All right all right but im fucking your sister tmrow jus so you know, and shes prolly gonna have to lick my black eye. well man, as long as im drunk then so? we kickin ass or what? ....absofuckinlutely

by PolishSniper April 10, 2008

abscond

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

by Reisser May 23, 2003

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008

absolute spa

1. the name of the health spa at the marriott hotel in galway.
2. a complete idiot

"Mícheál is an absolute spa"

by Bidsey August 19, 2006

abso-fuckin-awesome

A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.

That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!

by Keenemasterofswords October 30, 2010

Absolute Unit

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

by SBUnit August 11, 2019