Absberg 

The rectus abdominis muscle (abs) that are hidden under the belly fat and are yet to emerge. They say only 10% of an iceberg can be seen and the rest is under the water; the same applies to the absberg.

Dude #1: Man, don't drink that much, you're gonna lose your 6 pack!
Dude #2: No. I'll just have an absberg.

Absberg by The Immortals (Iman & Simon) April 4, 2011

Absolute crappin' 

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "

I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.

Absolute crappin' by Patrick May September 4, 2004

absense 

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.

In Ray's absense, I will present the information.

absense by office_instigator September 24, 2016

Abstinence Program 

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you

two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt

Abstinence Program by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009

abstinence 

It's a choice god dammit. Who cares if someone is a fat churchie, an atheist, skinny or whatever. It doesn't matter. If someone chooses abstinence good for them, if not, shut the fuck up.

Shut the hell up you whiny bastards. Abstinence is a choice that you can't force people to make. And for the sake of argument, I'm still a virgin so you can't say I'm on the side of having sex either.

abstinence by Fantastic Dan September 30, 2005

absolute reverence 

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.

"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."

absolute reverence by Masta Dave November 15, 2005

absolfuckingutely

Essentially it means absolutely. But saying in that manner emphasizes the absolute value in it.

Man: Are you going to get drunk tonight?
Woman: Absolfuckingutely!

absolfuckingutely by Fuad October 4, 2007