Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

alpar

The definition of Alpar is the most handsome man on Earth. He can do whatever he wants. He is so talented and he knows what he does. He has a great characteristic. This term can use as a compliment for warm-hearted people.

I feel like I’m Alpar

by seftalili kek April 30, 2021

alphabet gang

The LGBTQI+ community (referred to as the alphabet gang because they continuously add random letters and numbers to the acronym so it’s easier to say ‘alphabet’).

Man, I’m telling you, the alphabet gang really be gettin ridiculous lately. Did we really need to add “brown-haired adult plastic chair” as a sexuality?

by SwindlyDiddly May 12, 2023

Found in the Alps

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.

by Borium January 5, 2011

lick the alphabet

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.

I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.

by BillG August 13, 2005

alpha operator

The head operator on an IRC channel.

Loup is the alpha operator for #goth.

by Macavity November 1, 2003

alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 1, 2010