Alabama Fire Elephant

A fire-breathing elephant native to Alabama. A distant relative of the Alaskan Fire Elephant.

Look, it's an Alabama fire elephant!

by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012

alabama firedragon

A commonly mistaken title for an Alaskan firedragon. Referring to the sexual act of fillatio where upon male ejacuation a shocking comment is made on the males part, forcing the female to gag and likely have semen come out of her nose.

Dude I gave my ex an alabama firedragon.

You mean an Alaskan firedragon...and that's why she's your ex, isn't it?

...yeah :(

by Pilotguy822 August 6, 2008

Alabama three way

Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.

Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)

Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.

"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three way" -Kyle Whitmire, Weld for Birmingham

by Chief O'Chuggabeer May 11, 2012

Alabama Barbecue

When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.

Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?

John: Yea man, it sucked.

by Pierce Cox June 22, 2010

Alabama Skyhammer

A variation of the Alabama Jackhammer. Performed upon the rooftop of a skyscraper. Upon completion you lift the man or woman up and throw them off the side of the building.

Oh fuck, oh god, oh god. I just gave her the Alabama Skyhammer. Fuck, fuck!

by Petohtalrayn December 26, 2013

Alabama Getaway

When a guy pulls out during sex and shoots his load into either the face or hair of the girl in which he is having intercourse with, turns around and runs out of the room yelling "I'm your cousin!" and leaves.

Dude, last night I was balls deep in this girl and decided to do an Alabama Getaway. I almost tripped over her rug as I yelled, "I'm your cousin", but caught myself and made it out of the house before she could even clean herself off.

by Woody8488 November 8, 2009

Alabama stickshift

Giving a hand job with chewing tobacco dip spit as lubricant.

While giving another male a hand job, I put fresh dip in my mouth, then gave him an Alabama stickshift.

by Gaydoo February 12, 2013