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aftergoon

The hangover one gets after consuming copious quantities of the fruity lexia commonly referred to as goon.
"How'd you pull up after last night??"
"I have the biggest aftergoon."
by The Goonster March 28, 2010
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After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
by Totsjeal May 1, 2010
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Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)
Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...
by Elcibieties September 15, 2010
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After Whistle All-Star

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.
As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.
by hngryDavy October 5, 2010
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Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.
Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.
by DRMinCali November 29, 2010
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Aftermarket rack

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.
by Blankford1 December 7, 2013
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afthavithm

(not to be confused with, but still pronounced atavism): a spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork containing products.
Left untreated, afthavithm will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
by Sexydimma May 2, 2014
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