february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

april 22

april 22 is national 69 day the day your friends give the 69 to every person they meet

Elizabeth gave Zach 69 on april 22

by ur mum May 27, 2018

October 22

National give a boy a hug day.

It’s October 22 so imma give TK a hug.

by LiamN.FromSL October 20, 2019

October 22

Ask out a girl day!

Today you get to ask that special girl the question that's been hiding inside you.
Where's your balls??

Ryan: I asked out Emma today!

Luke: Really? Wow!

Ryan: Yup! It's October 22!!

by HolyCows2307 October 17, 2019

October 22

Kiss Lily if she has a crush on you or you will trip for the rest of that week.

On October 22 if ther is a girl with the name Lily and she has a crush on you kiss her or u will trip for the rest of that week!

by ARealeditor#43 October 21, 2019

Catch 22

A phase used to describe a unwinnable problem. Where you can't win without all ready losing.

Guy1: I want to get out of this what do i need to do?
Guy2: You have to be mentally ill.
Guy1: I'm mentally ill, take me off!
Guy2: Your clearly not because you want off.
Guy1: Well Guy3 is clearly mentally ill, will you take him off?
Guy2: Yep but he has to ask me but that would mean that he's not mentally ill.
Guy1: Its a Catch 22!
Guy2: Exactly.

by V The Trap November 11, 2020

October 22

National give your girlfriend a hug day

Lexi: Why did your boyfriend hug you?
Catherine: Because it’s October 22.
Lexi: Oh, okay.

by joemama6942069 October 20, 2019