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fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.
John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.
by negev September 12, 2013
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Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.
1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.
by Soggy sack November 11, 2017
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Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.
Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018
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Leg fap

A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.
Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
by BillCosby=Senpai October 6, 2016
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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
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Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.
by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019
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