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Restless Loser Syndrome

(n) Restless Loser Syndrome is a disease some people get that causes them to keep thinking their phone is ringing/vibrating when really, it isn't. So the person keeps checking and checking their phone only to see that it never rang in the first place, making them a loser.

The origin is unknown, but the cause is said to stem from a person mistaking a light shake in the leg or an odd noise for their phone ringing.
-Why do you keep looking at your phone? is someone texting you?
-No, i keep thinking it's vibrating and i check it but it's not!
-Sounds like you have RLS.
-Restless Leg Syndrome?
-No, Restless Loser Syndrome, loser!
by THE_Æ June 1, 2009
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foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.
Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.
by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008
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bitchy resting face

When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.

People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.

Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.
- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.

- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.

Next day:

- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......

- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!

Day 3:

- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?

- *sigh*
by avialae December 23, 2013
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Resticle

A special chair made to dip your balls in while relaxing you can soak your nuts.
Man I am so stressed out. I need to relax in my resticle
by Alan Villarreal September 17, 2005
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Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.
Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.
by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010
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Resting

I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.
by StaciK June 16, 2008
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restricted

When something stops you from attending an event.
Shiv: I can't come to the park today. I've got to help my mum.
Laura: Arrrrr restricted!!
by Laura Kayliegh Pearse May 11, 2008
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