bastard cat 

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

bastard cat by BastardCat December 4, 2009

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009

Black Cat 

n. The special Thai blended whiskey of the best quality.

See super keyed

Black Cat by dannyfoskey February 7, 2003

tiger cat

Retard

My name is tiger cat, im retarded

tiger cat by Someone July 10, 2003

Wanna see my cat? 

Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck

You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment
When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?"
Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"

Wanna see my cat? by Affossona March 18, 2022

Lawlzorz Cat 

Finding somthing funny and instead of laughing saying lawlzorz then adding cat at the and for no aperent reason. (I do it all the time, and some of my friedns do to, lawlzorz cat)

Marko: Dang dillon you owned me in Call of Duty 3 Again
Dillon: Lawlzorz Cat
Arcie: your a lawlzorz cat (he usualy doesnt make sence in RL)
Tony: My 360 doesnt work QQ

Lawlzorz Cat by notn00bzorz November 25, 2007

happy cat 

A cat that is:

1)Happy
2) Smilin'

3a) Snortin' OR
3b) Organizin'

What a happy cat! She's happy, she's smilin' she's snortin'!

happy cat by HappyCat87 November 26, 2007