BastardCat's definitions

bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

by BastardCat December 4, 2009

lemonar

A college or grad-level seminar where the professor determines that the format shall be a four to ten person lecture. Hence: Seminar + Lecture + Lemon of a class = Lemonar.

Damn, I only have ten minutes to prepare for class. I guess it doesn't matter, because it's a lemonar anyway.

by bastardcat October 16, 2013