Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020

meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

Twang Twang and then there was meat

A celebratory phrase used after experiencing success at bow hunting.

Just shot and killed a moose with a bow....
“Twang twang and then there was meat!”

by Jps esquire October 28, 2020

you're lunch meat

A noun that means "in trouble"

Most often used as a threat in 2000s sitcoms

"You're lunch meat" - Angry jock

by Rainbow Straight November 4, 2020

Nose Meat

Snot, boogers, et al.

You need a kleenex to catch all that nose meat.

by Buntselina December 26, 2020