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Cone of Uncertainty

The area where a hurricane is predicted to make landfall. Shaped like a cone because of the variable nature of weather
#1: Dude, the cone of uncertainty is right over New Orleans.
#2: Fuck that, those dipshit meteorologists always get it wrong.
#1: I don't know man, sounds like Hurrication
by elliotneal October 27, 2008
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butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast
Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
by martin92683 February 23, 2015
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milking the back udder

When a woman give a boob job to a mans penis and making him ejaculate.
Dude, I got lucky last night, and she was totally milking the back udder, if you know what I mean ;)
by KANT D3Ni November 20, 2017
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Double Rudder Udder

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.
I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.
by Mr. Dooseldorf May 26, 2018
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Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle

Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
Person one: Holy shit feminists want to #endfathersday

Person two: Nah that's a troll.

Person three: No It's real, here is a feminist writing for Huff Po saying it.

Person four: Guys its the Hiesen Poe uncertainty principle at play, It started on 4 chan but real feminist bought in just like with #freebleeding and #pissforequality. The Heisen Poe Uncertainty principle Similar to Poe's law and a weak man argument, it's when satire and genuine belief exist simultaneously .
by wazzup98765 June 13, 2018
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The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.
Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.
by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018
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