Sweaty Ass-Penis

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.

I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.

by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

double penis movie

Peeing in someones mouth and feeling their penis in the shower wile having your friend shoot a movie of you

I went into the shower and gave her a doulb penis as a friend of mine shot a movie of us

by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 1, 2008

Big Black Penis

A Popular Advertising Slogan

"Nothing's quicker than a Big Black Penis"

by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

pashtun penis

A tribal penis that runs on chai, silk, and multiple wives. Enjoys sex 5 times a day.

Khalid has such a Pashtun penis, he is already on his fourth orgasm before lunch.

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by Pashtunlove July 8, 2015

Ur genus a penis

The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.

John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.

(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)

by 3th4N_$ May 14, 2018