Definitions by PENISinYOURmouth

penis 

The thing that hangs between your legs that people like to have sex with. Very good for peeing wile your having sex and good to suck on.Any by the way, did i forget to say it's the BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i suck your little fucking penis?

penis by PENISinYOURmouth June 28, 2006

hookering 

the act of actually being a hooker in public or performing multiple sexual favors to multiple persons

I heard Susie was out hookering one night and she let someone give her a dirt sanchez

hookering by penisinyourmouth March 6, 2005

everything a guy can want 

1. Boobs or tits
2. A penis cock or dick to suck on and to fuck.
3. A ass or a butt they can also fuck.
4. To see girls pee, poop and get naked.

and the final things a guy can want......

:-D ********SEX**PORN**SEX********

God, I have evey thing a guy can want

everything a guy can want by PENISinYOURmouth January 31, 2005

double penis movie 

Peeing in someones mouth and feeling their penis in the shower wile having your friend shoot a movie of you

I went into the shower and gave her a doulb penis as a friend of mine shot a movie of us

double penis movie by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005

Cock smoker 

When you cut off a womens penis and stick it in a pipe and smoke it

Karren: No! Please don't cut of my penis! I need it to pee! Remember?!

Jonh: I don't care! I'm really up for a smoke of your cock! Say another word and ill cut off your boobs and drink their milk aswell!

Cock smoker by PENISinYOURmouth January 25, 2005

penis 

the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex?
Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target.
Ok.
And pee all over each other and suck each others penis.
Sure! Why Not?

penis by PENISinYOURmouth January 24, 2005