Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless

Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”

by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025

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protenic water

protenic water means cold water

hey do you have protenic water?

by soappppp November 9, 2020

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When the division and "hate" between two political figures, parties, countries, etc. is predominantly fabricated, and both parties/figures are on much better terms with each other than what they portray, all to benefit their own personal interests.

"Dude, did you see the picture of the Clinton's with Trump at his wedding? I thought they hated each other!"
"Bro, their hatred for each other is just some watering hole politic."

Water(ing) hole politics came to me in a fever dream. Derives from how animals were thought to put aside their prey/predator interactions when at a watering hole. This turned out to be a myth, just like how even the friendly banter of two political opponents which supposedly hate each other behind the scenes is likely fake too, as both candidates are acting nice to each other behind curtains for their own personal gain, and likely don't even like each other.

by Lolo Spaghetti November 10, 2020

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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

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