Tank Job 

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

Tank Job by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

rust job 

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

rust job by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

Floyd Job 

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.

She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.

Floyd Job by Choagiefest May 30, 2025

Schlob Job 

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

Schlob Job by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

Crane Job 

A "Crane Job" refers to the act of using a claw machine (or similar mechanical grabbing device) to masturbate. Named after the infamous struggle of trying to win a prize, it’s equally awkward, unpredictable, and oddly impressive when successful.

"Bro walked out of the arcade looking way too relaxed. Turns out he gave himself a Crane Job behind the prize counter."
"That’s not what they meant by 'grab-and-go,' man."

Crane Job by WenchSniff June 18, 2025

Grease job 

A hand-job with Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

Grease job by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Grease job 

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

Grease job by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025