scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

King’s Squire

When your partner is craving the baby gravy so you decide to do it in style. You get a slinky, lubricate it, and file your Punisher through it. You then stroke yourself for however long needed. You make sure that you drink 6oz of food coloring do that your dude milk comes out as different colors. Then, your partner proceeds to get on his/her knees and you bust all over there face. This process has been dubbed the name, “King’s Squire”

“Ayo, last night I gave my girl a King’s Squire”
“Nice bro”

by The_Chubby_One November 17, 2020

skeet skeet im a squirl

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man

Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.

by skeet skeet skeeter November 20, 2020