old fart 

What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.

I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.

old fart by Airica December 18, 2005

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

suck a fart out of a dead seagull by chris.k May 17, 2006

vagigi fart 

a fart out of your vagina, instead of your butt, when sitting down

"That vagigi fart was particularly juicy!"

vagigi fart by markington November 15, 2007

Finger Fart 

when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake

"look at all those finger farts that blonde is makeing"

"Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper"

Finger Fart by The Bandit Donny October 16, 2008

Makeout Fart

What happens when you are making out with someone in a closet with a party going on in the room attached. Someone says something funny, so you and your partner both start lauging while making out, and pressure builds in your mouths resulting a large fart like sound being made from your mouths. Very embarrasing. Also kills the mood. Can also be referref to as a mart

guy 1: hey man where did you go last night i couldnt find you at the party!
guy 2:sorry dude i was making out with this really hot chick and things got really heated ;)
guy 1: yeahh bro! was she good?
guy 2: uh huh. until you decided to try to rap toSteady Mobbin' and we started laughing and we had a makeout fart. way tocock block, man.

Makeout Fart by fiyerrburninnn June 28, 2010

lonesome fart 

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

lonesome fart by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

taffy fart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008