friend 

Someone you haven't slept with yet.

John and I were friends...until I slept with him.

friend by gryphic April 29, 2009

Friendsturd 

1.) The people you know exclusivly through Friendster.

2.) Friendster itself, when going through it's usual glitches.

3.) The dork that founded Friendster; user 101 -- a fan of The Dave Matthews Bland and the like.

1.) Oh yeah, I heard about that once from one of my Friendsturds.

2.) Shit, I can't check this chick out today thanks to Friendsturd.

3.) Jonathan Abrams.

Friendsturd by PappaWheelie November 18, 2003

friendship card 

an imaginary card that is given to best friends, once this card is ripped up you are usually not friends with them again... until you tape it back up, if your friend is trustworthy again

do u swear on your friendship card that you love her

friendship card by qwerty keys April 29, 2009

friendsumer 

One who treats friends and the relationships that define them as expendable commodities to be consumed when convenient, depleted, used-up and eventually tossed-away without concern for the norms of social behavior and interaction.

What? Janice convinced you to loan her your car so she could go to her NA meetings? She did the same thing to me last summer, but in that case it was for her domestic counseling sessions, and she actually side-swiped an ice cream truck on the last day and returned my car to me damaged - I haven't heard from her since. Watch-out, girlfriend! She is such a friendsumer!

friendsumer by joepa01 July 9, 2010

Friendship

Having the weirdest, randomest yet most logical, serious conversations with someone.

Dude, we were just talking about buns and socks for the past hour while sober. This is true friendship.

Friendship by TheLastBug May 16, 2015

friendspace 

Your immediate close friend circle around you. Equivalent to personal space but comprising your social circle and close friends instead of physical space around you.

Raj broke up with Rani months ago, but still hangs out with her friends. He's cool with infringing her friendspace, but she's irritated

friendspace by AxonL November 24, 2018

Seasonal Friendship 

The type of friendship only maintained for seasonal reasons, such as college, employment or other nefarious activities.

My seasonal friendship just ended with Kim, she's packing up and heading for the great outdoors. It should renew next year, when she's done being a dirty hippie.

Seasonal Friendship by anothernic June 3, 2009