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Ivanka Trump 

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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tiana trump 

A famous pornstar that you should not know of until 18
I hope your mom is like Tiana trump because she would have alot of sex if so

dinald trump

orange peter griffin x wiener dog x yellow hair disqusting putrid old hag.
i HATE dinald trump!!!!!!!!!!!1!
dinald trump by mm hm January 30, 2023

Classified Trump Dump 

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

DONALD TRUMP 

RHYMING SLANG FOR TAKING A DUMP
WHERES THE BATHROOM? I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE DONALD TRUMP.
DONALD TRUMP by ^^!$#@ September 1, 2023

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.
Donald Trump by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Spotifying Trump’s Lies 

When some Trumpreneurs are entertaining the idea of making the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s manifold lies available on Spotify in different music or podcast formats so that they sound pleasing or soothing to the ears of millions of ultra-MAGA cult members.
Guesstimate how much royalty creators could be raking in every month by Spotifying Trump’s lies in different languages.
Spotifying Trump’s Lies by Covido November 23, 2023