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wheezing the juice

-When you have so many cups of beer in your hands that you have to hold one cup with your mouth.
Usually if your nose is very large, it might touch the beer inside, and you might suck it up through you nose, or 'wheeze it. You stop wheezing when you have arrived at your destination and are you capable of sitting your drinks down.
Man, did you see that?! Kenny was really wheezing the juice!
by ddddvvvvvvvvbbbbbb January 3, 2009
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weeze

to borrow without intent of giving back, ussually food
other forms - weezed, weezing, slang word by paulie shore
sorry i weezed all your your food
im currently weezing all your bagel bites
by supersweetkelso April 26, 2008
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wheeler

a gay narb with a lopsided head and ADD who live to take it up the but and red rockets. Wheelers suck butt at halo 2 and alwyas gte pwned. typically, wheelers are jewish and nazis.
wheeler loves butt!

wheeler luvs dinky!
by mcspanky April 29, 2005
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18 wheeler

1. A sexual practice when 9 men put their peins's in a girls vagina. The shaft represents the bed of the truck and the balls represent the wheels. 9 penis's times two balls=18 wheels.

2. A truck and a bed with 18 wheels.
1. Tom: Hey Matt; Me, Jade, Damien, Tucker, Craig, Ansen, Kurt, Ryan, and Steve gave Sarah Anderson an 18 wheeler.

Matt: Awesome man!, Now her pooter is ruined.

Tom: So ruined.

2. Tom: Hey Matt, me put the deliveries back in the 18 wheeler, there two heavy for a normal truck.

Matt: Sounds good.
by Carl 321 October 16, 2011
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Wheezy Kapelewski

1. Beach's piece of ass
"Hey David, look, there goes Beach's piece of ass and her friend, Lindsey."
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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Wagon wheeled

When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.
(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"
by ApolloCrudd October 11, 2011
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autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.
Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!
by Spunnar September 12, 2017
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