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vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter
I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk
by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009
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Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.
(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.
by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010
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vanilla dream

by Jedan February 27, 2011
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vanilla

A word used to describe someone with little inclination to do anything spontaneous or exciting, either sexually, or in general every day life. A vanilla person will not be open to try new and exciting things, instead prefferring to remain dull, innocent and safe.
BOY BITES GIRL ON NECK
GIRL: What are you doing?
BOY: Biting your neck - d'ya like it?
GIRL: Eew! Get off!
BOY: sigh You're so fucking vanilla, Toni.

"You can't take me into the heavy metal section! I'm way too vanilla for that."

"Of COURSE Hannah's still a virgin! Look at her, she's SO vanilla!"
by ChompGirl April 14, 2006
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Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014
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vanilla sled

An economical, practical, and utilitarian four-door vehicle. Engineered with the premier priority of efficient transportation without any regard to driver enjoyment.

Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.
toyota corolla
mercury mystique
Non-amg mercedes-Benz s-class vehicles

That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled
by W.Anton Sanks January 11, 2009
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Vanilla Sky'd

When a person sustains a facial injury, making their appearance unattractive or grotesque. Reference: Tom Cruise had his face hideously reconstructed after a car accident in the movie Vanilla Sky.
Dude, did you see that chick? She took a major face plant last night after too much Jäger and totally got Vanilla Sky'd.
by Milk shake December 5, 2009
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