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triggereditis

Infection of the trigger glands.

Symptom: being perpetually triggered.
Treatment: safe space isolation.
She started freaking out because he put cheese on the pizza. I think it's safe to say she's been stricken by triggereditis.

Gay Screenshot Triggered 

If you're itching to expose a gay person just tell them this... And they will automatically know you screenshotted there gay chat
Brandon : I love this new nail polish
Tyler : Gay screenshot triggered

a likely benefit triggers action 

People and animals decide how to act based on a sophisticated and usually subconscious cost /benefit analysis they conduct.
People and animals have already run a cost/benefit analysis of each behavior they repeat, and know the benefit(s) repeating each of those actions will yield.

When a human or an animal foresees that it is very likely that a specific action will produce a specific benefit, he or she will execute it.

Thus, "a likely benefit triggers action."

Tigger Baby 

A baby born with a penis so large that it is longer than the baby's legs- forcing said baby to hop everywhere on it's penis like Tigger hops on his tail. It is the cross between a ginger and a brunette to produce stripes all over the body.
Girl 1: Woah look at how big that boy's penis is
Girl 2: He must have been a Tigger baby
Tigger Baby by alipal113 April 25, 2011
Man, that guy is such a twigger!
Twigger by SexyGyro44 January 14, 2015

Tiggerific 

Tiggerific, so awesome that one is bouncy.
The sky was so tiggerific today that I just bounced through my day.
Tiggerific by Tiggerific One November 8, 2015