Ass Tears

When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.

God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.

by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009

Liberal tears

The tears of the politicaly incorrect. And this is what a liberal is. they are the believers in pro choice, yet there cocky ass brains won’t let you have a choice. They are commonly know as democrats that won’t let u speak.

Yo u down to burn down liberal tears

by Daddy day 124124 February 5, 2021

rape tears

rape tears are a desperate plea for attention.

overly dramatic girls in the 818 area code often cry rape tears if they don't get constant attention.

Elisabeth has so many rape tears in her Corona i'm surprised she even gets drunk.

by The Valley Cleaner August 3, 2009

Tear gas

When somebody farts and it smells so foul, it brings tears to the eyes, and everybody is fighting to get out of the foul space.

You're cruisin' down the strip bumping sick beats with the homies. One of them rips a nasty egg-like fart, causing fools to pull their shirts over their faces and/or pump the brakes allowing them to jump out the whip for fresh air.

Driver: "yo man, why you gotta tear gas my ride?, that shit was unnecessary"

by TDK NATiON August 9, 2019

tears off

expression that is used when you are amazed

"that shirt tears off"

"you see chuck liddel lastnight?"
"yea he tears off on everyone!"

by fabianmyniggas July 24, 2009

bitch tears

When a girl cries to get her way, specifically in order to alienate a guy in a social situation.

"When she brought out the bitch tears, Karl knew he'd be asked to leave".

by tapperwrapper July 24, 2014

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Asian Lover July 16, 2008