Sperm surfers

Sandals you wear in the shower

nice sperm surfers, dude

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Butthole Surfers

A really cool 90's band

Butthole Surfers owns your From First to Last butt

by riseabove May 28, 2007

plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.

Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Suffern

Suffern is a small town in Rockland county. At the middle school high school all the white girls wear lulu lemon leggings ,hazel sweatshirts,Ugg boots and adidas sneakers as soon as the weather is nice for one day everyone wears shorts. The boys wear shorts everyday even in 7 degree weather. There is usually a group of girls who think they are better than everyone but be careful because they will take you down. Middle schoolers drink at parties but so do high schoolers. If you haven’t smoked weed yet and you go to Suffern you’re either lying or one of those rare people. Most people have witnessed people vaping or doing much worse in the bathrooms. People are super fake and drama is always a thing in Suffern. Suffern has a huge music department. And drama always happens off the stage during there musicals.

Person 1: have you heard what happened in Suffern.
Person 2: No, what happened ?

Person 1 : 2 kid got suspended for doing the dirty in the bathroom.

Person 2: well that’s Suffern for ya

by Someweirdo13 April 26, 2019

Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.

A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.

by Johnny RS July 24, 2010

Suffern middle school

Where almost everyone is white trash and most are privileged as shit. There is a very identifiable "popular" group, they're all the ones who wear expensive designer clothes and complain about how much their lives suck. People are raping in the bathrooms and there are constant fights. Everyone has a dating life and all anyone talks about is sex. The teachers are assholes and dont give a shit about your well being literally even the guidance counselor doesn't help anybody and the nurses suck like you could go to them with a broken bone and they would be like "here's and ice pack go back to class." The worst part is that this is still the best school in the district.

"Omg I just started middle school and its actually the worst thing ever"
"Lmao you must be going to suffern middle school"

by Guest856 August 18, 2018

surfericiously

"surfericiously" means "with the heart, worldview, zest, love of life, derring-do, ambition and pizzazz of one who challenges the biggest breaking monster waves as a chance for the thrill and pleasure of living at the edge"

The jaded wingsuit diver surfericiously leapt from the precipice and threaded the needle exceeding 158 kilometers an hour with nary a scratch -- and for the heck of it posted his helmet video on YouTube an hour later.

by Willow Sprite March 28, 2020