squeejarred

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

by Panamman April 17, 2009

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021

Squeegle

The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.

After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.

by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008

squeeb

To rub your head up and down on a surface.

don't Squeeb the floor.

by A guy named John October 15, 2003

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

squeeky

My little baby caiden

Hey sqeeky what are you doing!

by k8 September 10, 2003