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Love Square

Girl #1 likes Guy #1 but he does not like her back.

Guy #2 likes Girl #2 but does not like him back.

Guy #1 and Girl #2 like each other.
Girl #2: Ugh, I hate being in a Love Square!
Guy #1: I know! I just want to be with you but this dumb Love Square makes everything so complicated!
Girl #2: This Love Square makes our situation so annoying!
by Gay Boi™ January 9, 2022
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VP Squared

VP Squared: Verb, Pronoun, Preposition- Get=(verb) Over=(preposition) It=(Pronoun).

A geeky English Major's way of being sarcastic to another in conversation, through an overly dramatic and drawn out manner, in order to successfully make the recipient of said phrase feel like a complete tool.

Best used within the social context of a well established and long term friendship as a form of backhanded endearment; otherwise you might just get punched out.

Can also be used in the past tense.
Example:

Bob - "Man, My GF is such a drama queen."
Tom - "How long are you going to put up with her shit? VP Squared, already!"
Bob - "Huh? VP what?"
Tom - (Heavy sigh)"Verb, Preposition,
Pronoun, dumb ass."
Bob - "Come again?"
Tom - "Get Over It, Man! DAMN!"


Past Tense Example:

Tom - "Hey, how are things with you and the bitchy GF?"
Bob - "I vp squared that situation (got over it). Broke up with her weeks ago, son."
Tom - " Good for you, man."
by Prospoi November 1, 2008
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Stupid-squared

As in mathematics, fucken stupid to the power of two.

Fucken stupid,

which is still a broad plane of level stupidity,
which is generally accepted, is often forgiven,

in the name of charity and goodwill.

However, dimensional stupidity, which amounts to monumental idiocy,
is the type of unadulterated idiot-actions,

which makes blood boil and walls echo with loud cussin'.

Theres also
Overheard at a bus stop in Israel:

"Eizeh idyot! Hu tembel beribua"

"What an a-hole! He's stupid-squared"
by RandomTuxJerusalem December 29, 2020
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Square Knot

a type of knot tied by a square
“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel
by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021
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Square wiener

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus
Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy
by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017
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safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex
Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares
by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017
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Celeron Square

Pot holes, paper thin walls, and a staff dedicated to making living conditions miserable.
by ThirstyCat March 8, 2011
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