Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext

My uncle caught me splinting last night

by Boofuss January 21, 2026

Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

by owowman November 10, 2025

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.

*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"

by xd meme May 23, 2018