splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005

Slaptnasty

1. An ugly corroded bitch only worthy of being slapt

2. A person so ugly or nasty that there only worth is to be slapt

3. Some one that is NASTY, but acts like they are the shit

4. A person that will give you the V.D. and not tell you.

1.That bitch missy is slap nasty!!!
(if you slept with one of these people you would chew off your own dick to get away.)

2.Gary is such an ass, no he is slaptnasty.

3. Angie is slaptnasty.... and fat as hell.

4. That slaptnasty bitch from the bar game me some shit and didnt tell me that she had anything.

by Hughesmont October 17, 2008

splatboarding

when you poop diarrhea on a piece of balsa wood and slap your friend in the face.

ive been splatboarding everybody.

by Hugh Geyes December 15, 2009

splat mat

when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)

-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".

by Noel Rock March 2, 2010

Splatin

1. A combination of Spanish and Ancient Latin.

2. A sexual term for when a man splats cum on a spanish woman's ass.

1. Quintus: Holve, Rodriguez. Quid pasas?
Rodriguez: Wtf are you saying, bro.
Quintus: Sorry, I was talking in Splatin.

2. Kiya: Hey baby, Lets get splatin all night long. Don't even pay me.
Man: Get in teh van, spanish ghetto bitch! /pervstare

by Bewbage times 69 June 13, 2011

SPLATTER BLAST

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

by The-One-And-Only-Nate.O May 1, 2012

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015