sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 23, 2006

soberdrunk

when you have drank so much being drunk is sober and sober is being drunk

stop drinking cold turkey after drinking everyday for a long time and you will be soberdrunk

by Timinator!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2011

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020

sober irishman

A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!

The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!

by tychojim January 12, 2004

sobertard

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

by BrickNoms October 17, 2021