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To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel
Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely
Shovely by Battlephone October 2, 2009

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

shove yourself up your ass 

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.
You can go shove yourself up your ass.

Shoelace 

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
Shoelace by MG Boys November 21, 2004

shovelfuck 

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!
shovelfuck by tumme April 21, 2008

Shoveltusk 

Shoveltusk, annoying, well known troll, often trolling in trade chat. Well known in World of Warcraft on the Draenor server for being the leader of the 900+ member guild, ruining For the Horde raids run by Bonbloc, and controlling a large part of the Horde auction house. Has trolled thousands.
I hate Shoveltusk.
Shoveltusk has been in trade for hours.
Shoveltusk is on 24/7!
Shoveltusk by Jph82 June 15, 2011