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Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
by jgibso October 1, 2006
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truth seeker

What people think it means: someone who is strong-willed to seek the truth in everything.

What it actually means: A strongly opinionated individual who only thinks their point-of-view is correct and dismisses other people's perspectives, often merely just to demonstrate their grandiloquence. The real so-called "truth seekers" would never even call themselves that. Anyone who goes by this pseudonym on the internet is likely a tryhard.
Truth Seeker: "Why do people keep on insisting to believe in these myths? There's only two genders and that's a fact. God this generation is full of morons."
Me, a real intellectual: "Shut"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2022
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Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.
Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.
by Browneson April 19, 2008
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sweeter teater

a boy usually found on the couch drinking day old mickey d sweet tea.

usually witty, cute, and jazzy

may be confused with alter ego: ryder.

a sweeter teater always pleases baby.
"how long have you been a sweeter teater?"
"since sweet tea was my favorite drink aka birth"

"baby's tired..."
by babyboo12 June 10, 2009
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Sheeter

The instantaneous ability to know the geography of any location on the Earth by stepping off the train/tram.

The naturally occurring GPS within one’s mind which prevents any confusion of travel and also recognizing the shortest possible route.

The act of laying sheets.
You're a Sheeter, you just led 30 American's around Europe without looking at a map!
by j-bonz July 25, 2011
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serterate

When you ejaculate in someone's beverage before they drink it.
Example:
Friend 1: "I hate that guy he used to take my lunch money."
Friend 2: "Why don't you serterate in his coffee?"
*Serterates coffee
*Unliked preson drinks coffee
Guy:"This coffee tastes funny."
by CoolBert March 8, 2014
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sketerosexual

similar to heterosexual however the subject is sexually oriented towards skets
man woody is a sketerosexual
by Epicsniperb0y March 24, 2021
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