Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022

fourth world problem

The lowest of the world problems. When you are unable to afford the bare minimum (3rd world) so you find a way to obtain drugs to fight the pain of the way things have turned out.

Ex. The inability to stand due to use of drugs.

Thank God I'm not a homeless I don't think I could handle fourth world problems

by Auxie June 9, 2023

that sounds like a personal problem

Every single teacher when I make sense in an argue ment

Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading

Teacher: well how about you load it

Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading

Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022

fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems

I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

by TheTallestPsychonaut October 27, 2021

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

Manuel Eduardo Rodrguez Herneandez Is The ROOt Of Individual's Problems In The United States Of AMerica

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014