Minecraft mods

The number 1 thing on porn hub that horny 5 years look up

I got on porn hub and watched Minecraft mods I squirted everywhere

by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018

Minecraft

The BEst Game you wil ever play. It is a game where you can fly around and build HUGE awesome things. You can also slay monsters with a sword. If you don't like it you suck.

Dude.. I played Minecraft last night and stayed up building my house.

by Your moma March 24, 2012

Minecraft

A game where 12 year olds like men with girl skins

minecraft lol

by Chuk E Chez November 24, 2015

minecraft

A really cool sandbox game. In it, you can build anything using blocks. You can play in survival or creative. The ONLY REALLY BIG PROBLEM is that it has been taken over by 8 to 12 year olds. All they want to talk about is minecraft. It gets really annoying. The majority of minecraft Youtuber's subscribers are all squealing fanboys whose life revolves around the YouTuber even though they are actually funny or good at making videos. So. A good game just overrun by little kids. I enjoy minecraft but when most people hear the word they think of squirts whose life revolves around it.

(1)
Overly obsessed fanboy: OMG! did you see SkyDoesMinecraft's new video on YouTube today??!!!!
Normal minecrafter: Yeah but you don't need to go on and on about the game
(2)

Minecrafter 1: Here, come take a look, I built a massive castle that took two months to make.
Minecrafter 2: That is really cool.

by matt the man May 7, 2015

Minecraft

A game full of blocks and shit. Created by some dumb ass bald man called Notch. Every update takes 4 years.

Person1: Hey, do you wanna go get some pizza?
Person2: SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! Oh, and i'll take a slice!

Minecraft is fun.

by Xcap April 2, 2017

Minecraft

A game that’s only played by true gamers

True gamer: How are you a gamer if you haven’t played Minecraft

by SkinnieP3nis_69 July 7, 2019

minecraft

A game made by Notch to guarantee that you will stay a virgin.

Hot Chick: Heyyy. Wanna have some FUN tonight??

Fag: SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING HOUSE IN MINECRAFT, JEEZ!!!

by weedrasta July 27, 2014