to the maxi pad

just a different way of saying "to the max", or to the fullest extend. mainly used by girls. no dirty meaning, just slang.

"how was the math test, Kate?"
"omg! it was hard to the maxi pad!"

by m'chelle March 21, 2008

Pad These Lit is Yocs

1. If you switch up all the letters, it will read: Politics these days
2. A retarded book title

If you don't like talking politics, just say: Pad These Lit is Yocs.Of course people would call you the depression monster.

by L&FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF November 24, 2020

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 27, 2015

go change your pad

When you tell someone to stop being confrontational, stop their drama, put a lid on their nasty attitude, and basically...shut the fuck up!

You know, you need to go change your pad if you want to keep talking to me! I don't have to take your shit! Who do you think you're talking to?!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 12, 2021

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

landing pad hifi

Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

Right now is a special time for all kinds of music. Any thing you might want to hear you can. Just Listen.

by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005

Chinese heli pad

When a girl does a split on ur dick then you launch her in the the air spinning her as she lands on ur dick

Chinese heli pad

by Oooooookkkkkk January 09, 2016