Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.

Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting

by RemainInLight October 1, 2019

The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.

Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."

by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019

Horrible Parent

Someone who loses their kids and lets then walk all over their friends.

Josie Wang is such a horrible parent, her kids are little devils

by JaffyZ May 12, 2018

House parent

A parent that is high strung, obsessive and over protective. A do-gooder and know it all.

Sheila, the PTA president is such a house parent.

by Guad or Ed's March 16, 2017

Parent shopping

When children ask one parent for something and get a 'no', so they ask the other parent the same question hoping for a different answer. (This can also be applied to the workplace with subordinates and their bosses).

The kids did what? They have to stop parent shopping.

by G Ninja October 16, 2019

entitled parent

that person who needs to try the healing crystal brand: mind your own fucking business. with mind your own fucking business you can fuck off and see the world over the brim of your naga hat.

did someone speak spanish to someone else entitled parent? how about you mind your own fucking business.

by Baron The Great December 9, 2020

Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.

Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.

by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021