by Geo The Birb January 7, 2020
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I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.
I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.
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An untreated genital warts/HPV infection that's reached incredible mass in proportion to the rest of the penis. The warts - especially when emerging from beneath the foreskin appear as a "mane" - hence, Lions Mane to describe the condition.
by Big Don Griener May 8, 2006
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Get the Loon mug.They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
by Pitero B February 7, 2022
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f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…
F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.
The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.
by Rachmaninoff January 24, 2009
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