Loon

a: a rain or snow storm

b. a song

c. a player

a. " Skillet Head says theres a LOON coming in, So I better put some fresh duct tape on the car window"

by the tit January 31, 2007

Loon

In Northern Michigan, slang for a very attractive young lady. Also slang for jizzing one's pants.

Everytime I see the loons on the Williamston girls' track team, I loon my shorts.

by drunkspencer October 18, 2012

Loon

A straight or curious male, that is sexually excited by a Drag Queen, Crossdresser or Tranny. They will hunt them out discreetly whether it be online or at a club. normally to receive or give sexual pleasure for the targeted queen, crossie or tranny

Oh Genel, look at that guy, fussing all over you, he is such a Loon.

by Kitty_D December 20, 2008

looning

The act of capturing, mildly sedating, and throat-fucking a loon.

Dave and I grabbed a 6 pack of Busch and headed down to the lake for some looning. Little fight, no bite.

by Jr'sRaceToWin123 July 6, 2011

loon

A Psychotic person. Short for lunatic.

Damn that guy was chewing on his finger because he thought it was a peice of chicken. What a fucking LOON!

by Delta9 May 13, 2005

Loons

A balloon filled with nitrous oxide (NOS) That is inhaled as a recreational drug

Im buying some loons tonight

by Massive log February 8, 2019

loon

In Aberdeen, Scotland, it's local dialect (doric) meaning a young guy. That's probably why there's another definition further up, for fans of the Scottish actor Billy Boyd. Whose not from Aberdeen I think but never mind.

"Aye, d'ye ken that loon fae two doors up?"

by loon July 2, 2004