"Man, did you hear what happened to Tyler last weekend?"
"No what?"
"He went out to Williamston, got high, had sex with some chick and got VD!"
"Thats why you dont go to williamston!"
"No what?"
"He went out to Williamston, got high, had sex with some chick and got VD!"
"Thats why you dont go to williamston!"
by BenTyger October 13, 2008
Williamston is known among the residents of mid-Michigan as the sex and weed capital. Little known about Williamston is the growing approval of public displays of beastiality among its residents.
Donkey Shows are pervasive in the public square, and new curriculum has been developed in the public school system to educate residents about the dangers of sex with animals. Williamston has yet to respond to the measure, and beastiality continues to be the social norm.
Donkey Shows are pervasive in the public square, and new curriculum has been developed in the public school system to educate residents about the dangers of sex with animals. Williamston has yet to respond to the measure, and beastiality continues to be the social norm.
by Gang Rot November 8, 2011
A long forgotten battle during the civil war when Williamston citizens, led by honorary war veteran Mitch Lutzke, defeated the Canadian forces who were led by their chief and commander Jim Carrey. The Battle of Williamston effected the town in many ways. One thing that citizens were forced to do was to tear up the trolley lines running by Williamston due to the fear of invasion by the trolleys. Also citizens were forced to move their train depot to the local raod to prevent Canadians from arriving by the trains. During the battle, Williamston war veteran Mitch Lutzke was captured by Canadian forces and struck i the head with the butt of a gun. The blow was so powerful that it caused Mitch to lose his memory. Williamston citizens could not find their hero and because Mitch never told the citizens his name many didn't know him. They decided to make a memorial statue of him. They created a statue of a soldier and gave him the random name of Eli P. Alexander. The memorial was placed in front of the city hall and is still there today. Once the war was over the Canadians let him go. Since Mitch lost his memory he didn't know what to do but the one thing he remembered was a town called Williamston. He returned to Williamston several years later where everyone had forgotten him.
by Eli P. Alexander October 20, 2016
A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
by civilwarlover123 February 12, 2016
crack heads, spoiled brats, no good trailor trash people. dealers. ONE BIG SHIT HOLE. i've lived in williamston my whole life & aint no damn body real around here & feds are lazy round here not less they lookin for something to do & pull you over for nothing.
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by blow pro 981 February 20, 2013
Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
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